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This has to be one of the best analogies to explain software reuse.

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The number of lines of code in the application is a common measure of the importance of the application, and the number of lines a programmer can produce in a day, week, or month is a useful metric for project planning and resource allocation. Abject-oriented programming is one of the best ways to get the most lines of code in the shortest time.

Inheritance is a way to retain features of old code in newer code. The programmer derives from an existing function or block of code by making a copy of the code, then making changes to the copy.

A modular program is one that is divided into separate files that share a common header comment block.

Introduction to Abject-Oriented Programming

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Can you guarantee to us that we’ll get as many lines of code from you as we would if we hired a professional company to build this?

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